"Why can’t you just love me for who I am and ..............?"

Well Fellow friends and animals. keke sorry just too excited today. Anyways the thing is i Found this article No Sex Tonight . As unbelievable as it sounds, its the truth. Well we men would agree to it but women they just say it with nothing in their mind. We men, we need sex and its a must for survival. And so is sex a necessity. Women tend to manipulate men to get the hard earned cash to be spent for just nothing important to anyone. And thus the men get laid because they spent enough cash for the woman to be happy for JUST ONE NIGHT. Now i stress the point one night because its a routine and it goes on and on. Till we men die.

How many times have your female partner treated you to coffee. Well if you put Math in it, it would go something like this

@ ratio 20 : 1

Well Sinario. u know i am right too but thnx for the coffees i got from you. ( Do not think i would get any more from her)

My point would be more visible to the naked eye when you open your brains and look deep in to the merciless hearts of women.

See the fact and you all will believe.

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NO SEX TONIGHT

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have
never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting intobed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says “I don’t feel
like it, I just want you to hold me.”

I said “WHAT??!! What was that?!”

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear…
“You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me
to satisfy your physical needs as a man.” She responded to my puzzled look
by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in
the bedroom?”





Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.


The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to
take so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We
went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings. Let me tell you…she was so excited. She must have thought I was
one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because
she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play
tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, “That’s fine, honey.”
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, “I think this is all
dear, let’s go to the cashier.”


I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No honey, I don’t feel
like it.”


Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
WHAT?”

I then said “honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re
just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy
your shopping needs as a woman.” And just when she had this look like she
was going to kill me, I added, “Why can’t you just love me for who I am and
not for the things I buy you?”



Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either.