ZiNgMeNoT

The 1st pic of my child - (from the womb)

2010-10-27T19:26:00.003+05:00

Some stuff that i have been working on

2009-11-15T11:38:00.010+05:00

These paintings are done digitally on PHOTOSHOP CS3 and CS4.
I bought a tablet and started to do what i know best and what you know
i think the results are good eh.

This is my first coloring. this took me about 5 days 5 hours a day

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I just drew the girl and would next start with the background.
This took me about 10 hrs to complete.

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Some detail has been left intentionally.
This took me about 5 to 7 days to complete.
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A story that ends with death.

2007-11-24T16:41:00.000+05:00

The Wheel of Time™ Series

"The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. In one Age, called the Third Age by some, an Age yet to come, an Age long past, a wind rose.... The wind was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings nor endings to the turning of the Wheel of time.
But it was a beginning."

With this phrase, millions of readers have entered a world strikingly real, rich in detail and complexity—the world of Robert Jordan's The Wheel of Time.

Since i first heard of the book till today i have read all the books of Wheel of Time series. But i never thought that it would end like this. The book ends taking the life of the author himself taking him to the world beyond. Late ROBERT JORDAN has been an artist who has inspired the men and women all around the globe, to go in to the world of fantasy. Times that i felt down and bored and going crazy, his books gave me light in my darkest hours and in dire times.

His journey to world beyond was 17th of September 2007. And to say that i am a fan is embarrassing because i just knew about his death when i was googling for the new books and updates of WHEEL OF TIME.

Yes he is one great man who gave light to the world when him self was fighting the shadow to the death. A brave man , an inspiring author. May he find shade and water as the aile would say. The world has lost yet another great author.

"Why can’t you just love me for who I am and ..............?"

2007-07-16T14:12:00.000+05:00

Well Fellow friends and animals. keke sorry just too excited today. Anyways the thing is i Found this article No Sex Tonight . As unbelievable as it sounds, its the truth. Well we men would agree to it but women they just say it with nothing in their mind. We men, we need sex and its a must for survival. And so is sex a necessity. Women tend to manipulate men to get the hard earned cash to be spent for just nothing important to anyone. And thus the men get laid because they spent enough cash for the woman to be happy for JUST ONE NIGHT. Now i stress the point one night because its a routine and it goes on and on. Till we men die.

How many times have your female partner treated you to coffee. Well if you put Math in it, it would go something like this

@ ratio 20 : 1

Well Sinario. u know i am right too but thnx for the coffees i got from you. ( Do not think i would get any more from her)

My point would be more visible to the naked eye when you open your brains and look deep in to the merciless hearts of women.

See the fact and you all will believe.

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NO SEX TONIGHT

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have
never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting intobed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says “I don’t feel
like it, I just want you to hold me.”

I said “WHAT??!! What was that?!”

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear…
“You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me
to satisfy your physical needs as a man.” She responded to my puzzled look
by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in
the bedroom?”

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to
take so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We
went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings. Let me tell you…she was so excited. She must have thought I was
one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because
she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play
tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, “That’s fine, honey.”
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, “I think this is all
dear, let’s go to the cashier.”

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No honey, I don’t feel
like it.”

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
WHAT?”

I then said “honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re
just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy
your shopping needs as a woman.” And just when she had this look like she
was going to kill me, I added, “Why can’t you just love me for who I am and
not for the things I buy you?”

Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either.

Fully Healed: Up n about......................

2007-06-08T16:21:00.000+05:00

Well i am happy to say that i am totally healed and now ready to post new things. I have seen and heard so many things that i am so confused on what i should share with ya all first.

Anyways, here is something that happened:

I woke up one morning , late as usual, got ready for work, and on road while enjoying my morning smoke and walking on a nice relaxing pace, i stumbled across a gal. I was surprised at how splendid she was dressed and how stunningly beautiful she looked. But, i was more shocked to see her a ANHEN PARTEY. (Female who do drugs and is intoxicated by it).

Anhen partey: Ey madu kohbaaa................
I stopped and looked at her.

Anhen partey: Ey dhee baa 20/- rufiyaa cigeret fohteh gannan.

Me: keeh kuran madheyn vee.

Anhen partey: Kaley buni kameh koh dheynan, Buni thaakah Dhaanan. hama 20/- ruifiyaa dheyn jeheynee

me: Magey athuga eba huri laari ekamu vakin neh 20/- rufiyaa eh nei.

Anhen partey: Alhe heyo nuvaane mashah fegeh dheebala ehen veeru.
I gave the one i was smoking and started to walk and she also started to walk the other way.

phew that was close i thought. i was not 10 steps away when sudenly i was turned around by some one forcefully.

Anhen partey: Ey kaley geyah hingaa bala. varah hees lavai ganegen miulhenee. gayah levidhaane.
i told her my home is not near by which was a lie.

Anhen partey: Dhen kihineh hadhaanee...........

MY SHOCKED FACE TURNED RED WITH FEAR...............

She took her pants down and sat near the road and just peed there. I saw almost everything. I was more shocked to even be disgusted by what she did. She finished her business and some of the ppl who saw what she was doing came to check what was going on. Who came to look were females and old women and men. They asked me what was going on and i explained in brief.They started scolding her and saying abusive things to her. I knew i had to do something before she gets in more trouble in the state that she was. FYI she also returned the comments with mostly garbage talk. Anyways i took her hand and took her to majeedhee magu and then i found a friend of mine who was on a bike so i told him what happened and he took her to some place that gal said.

Sadly i never saw her again. Well i never did give her the 20/- she wanted not even offered her to use the toilet in my home. That incident led me to think that i did the wrong thing not offering her to use the toilet. I have come to think that PARTEY's and these drug lords in male' create innocent ppl into monsters for their benefit. And then these Victims do things that they are not aware that they are doing in the community which makes them the target of abusive words from us. Telling a partey to correct him self or her self wont change anything. But if we offer them our hand to hold when they want to be change then they would change. Of course we would have to eliminate the Drug Lords also. But lets not our friends and family turn in to monsters help them to help them selves.

DRUG ADDICTION IS NOT A DISEASE THAT CANT BE CURED.

aaaahhhhhh healing

2007-05-27T15:15:00.000+05:00

STILL HEALING: Wounds heal, but takes time

Well most of the pics i took of the wound looked something like a stretched butt hole so these pics is the best that i can show u.

My armpit abscess which was “ABSTRACTED” (operated on and removed surgically) made a very large wound inside the armpit. Every day I have to go to the hospital to change the medication on the wound. Well the funny part is each day it’s a new nurse and they say the same thing “another two days its gona heal, its gona take about three more dressings” and what am I, a fool that has no brain and no self consciousness of what’s going around. (ke ke ke that’s too far) anyways do they think I am stupid coz its been about 2 weeks now that I am going there every day and still they say the same old bullshit.

Anyways I have learnt to be tolerant and to be EXTRA polite so I just keep my big mouth shut. Seriously these nurses and docs think after they get their certificates and diplomas us the illiterate (no idea of medical world) is dumb and fool enough to believe what ever they say. For example I found an article in the newspaper of male’ I think it was MIADHU DAILY paper. The headline said “AANMUKOH T.V BALAA MEEHUNGE HAKURU LEVEL THIRI NUKUREVE” Do u believe this shit? They say it and we believe it. Is that what we are? Anyways what I don’t understand is, what’s the connection between T.V. and DIABETES.

SORRY!!! SICK AS HELL

2007-05-16T14:48:00.000+05:00

All my faithful readers would be having the same question in their mind,
Where the F*@# is Zing?????

Anyways here is why i cant make any new posts for a while. ke kekke
as i am sick with the thing on my armpit ( some sort of abscess ) i had to lift my right arm to avoid getting the thing squashed by my carelessness. Well yesterday the doctor said that he thinks its bad and he advised me to take it out. Was my first surgery and was scared but not that much but the anesthetics was really painful those injections are more painful then the real operation. Oh and it was not a big surgery a small one. Anyways i was on the table with the doc working on my arm and while he and i was chatting i felt tingling sensation then i felt pulling tearing slicing and u know all the things that you may feel while surgery. i had tears in my eyes because i was fighting against the pain. Well it really was painful even with the anesthetics. Anyways the surgery finished and i am alive and fine but still have to keep my right arm raised as it hurts when i bring it down.

Today i had to change the dressing of the area so went back to the hospital and i asked if its gona hurt well the reply was "not as much as a mosquito bite". Can u believe if i told you that it hurt more than getting circumcised . While they pulling the gauz out of the wound it was like i was nailed clubbed and whipped. seriously i have about 5 more days of this torture.

"GOD i say. Let me bear the pain.
and let all the germs and infections be slain.
help me to tolerate and have no damage to the brain."

Amen

Wish me luck coz i may not return sniff sniff. if i do return i would bring you stuff which you'll be happy to see. Just kidding

Cheers

Some Stuff i did: Idont own a camera

2007-05-07T09:23:00.000+05:00

These are some pictures i took the other day. As i don't own a camera, these are taken by a mobile phone camera.

And all of the pictures are Edited to avoid Pinching and Biting. These pictures are edited to create an effect which i have learned through years of non-sweating hard work (worked in AC rooms). Anyways hope these pictures tell the story behind it.

And i thank the "MODELS" in the pictures for giving me the chance to capture the beauty behind what they are. The girl's picture was taken at her place. Me trying to seduce her to take her top of kke keke. (Wish she took it off now) anyways the other picture of a guy facing the other way was taken at a coffee in lily's.

My first Work: The "AD"

2007-05-05T12:25:00.000+05:00

This is my first flash animation hopefully i would be able to make more. This one i made for HERBLINE SHOP. It took me sometime to complete this 10 second "AD". As i am a newbie to flash and animation ke ke ke ke. The Ad which is being aired on TVM contains Sound as well. This is without the sound as i have a player on my blog.

The content you see below is property of HERBLINE MALDIVES.
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

DISCOVERY??? AWSOME NEWS GUYS......!!!!!

2007-05-02T18:01:00.000+05:00

I found this while googling. Its the best one i found since my last post had so many readers so far. BTW this is just Opinions and Random research so i wouldnt worry if i was a girl with boobs. ke keke since i am not i am gona enjoy while it lasts. LIVE LONGER DUDES.....

This picture you all see above to some text which i appologize for the quality for the picture. ahem was on NEW YORK TIMES. The gals standing showing the MOST HEAVENLY thing which we men like to be near is nothing compared to what you all would know from the article next to the picture. Below is a Blow up of the article.

FOR THOSE WHO STILL CANT READ U NEED MORE SCHOOLING: JUST READ THE TEXT BELOW THE PICTURE

An eyeful a day

Keeps the doctor away…………………..

By Jonathan Hayter.

Staring at women’s breast is good for men’s health and makes them live longer, a new survey reveals.

Researchers have discovered that a 10 minute ogle at women’s breasts is a healthy as half an hour in gym.

A five year study of 200 men found that those who enjoyed a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower pulse rates compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful.

Dr. Karen Weatherby, who carried out the German study, wrote in the NEW ENGLAND JOURNAL of medicine: “Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30 minute workout.

“Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.

“There is no question that gazing at breast makes men healthier.

“Out study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of a stroke and heart attack in half.

“We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years”.

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I hope this is an enjoyable and informative article for my dear readers.

PS: KEEP THE COMMENTS COMING

CHEERS
ZiNgMeNoT

A Questioned asked by many women

2007-04-22T13:20:00.000+05:00

Does Breast Size Really Matter?

A Questioned asked by many women.

How do you know when men are cat-whipped? Because these are the same men who prioritized the whole Big Breast Search while they were single. Now, all we hear from is that breast size doesn't matter, as long as you care for the person (whappau! whappau! Hear the whip?).

The funny thing is, when we breaks up with our girlfriend, "poof", big breasts matter again. You see that hanging out with a woman for too long does to a man? This is why a non-single guy should go out with his buddies more often...his friends keep him grounded.

The secret rules

Seriously, most men pretend to care more about women's breast size around their friends than they really do. But in reality, we really don't care. Most of the time, we joke around more than anything. Inside our mind we know what they really are...a pair of nice shaped, and reasonably sized breasts.

Two Rules
Yes, I like big breasts, but I like small breasts as well. I have never encountered a breast that I didn't like. There are only two things I require from a woman's breast:
1. Nipples
2. Accessibility.

I don't care if her breasts are small, if a woman’s breasts meet these two requirements I'm all theirs. You see, in a relationship (especially a serious one), breast size doesn't matter at all (I can't believe I'm writing this, but its true).

Once a woman has a guy who loves her for who she is, she has no reason to worry about her breast size, so she can forget about breast implants or the bust creams or blah blahs on the market. If a man can't appreciate a woman for what she has to offer, believe me, he won't respect the rest of her either (of course on bed we try to be nicer than usual).

I have come to learn that a woman should never get breast enlarged to please a man. She'd be doing it for all the wrong reasons. If she does want implants, I hope that she'd be getting them for herself and no one else. Because it’s a known fact that it’s a 50/50 chance that u might get diseases and stuff beyond our imagination.

A little advice to the women who do want bigger breasts...don't spend your money on them. You could always find a sucker out there who'll happily pay for them. Just be your self and let the guy handle you nicely. And let him go all the way.

All in all to conclude this article i would like to make a note that men and women both are most welcome to make any comments they have.

Just 2 Questions.

Whats the Female opinion about this?
Does men really want boobs?

Cheerio

Deoderant testing

2007-04-16T17:20:00.000+05:00

On my search on the internet for extra ordinary things around the world, i found out that in the olden days scientists and pharmacologists, tested the deodorants that we now use very closely. They have been doing it for centuries till the found out that technology can be used to test em. Like i said earlier they tested the product very closely. I managed to find a picture which was taken a long time back showing how they tested the products for better smelling fragrances and long lasting ones. Well i even figured out that these people who tested the testers were paid more than the amount which would be given to any EXECUTIVE in any company. These are not just work its dirty work and these people loved doing that. Now the techonology has brought the new computers which could tell the smell of the plant or a flower just by scaning it is available, these people have no jobs left and they are now dentists or doctors or some other useless jobs which they can get hold of. The deodorants which was produced in the old days was effective and no fakes was available.

2007-04-06T14:47:00.000+05:00

Doggy style

Doggy style is a sex position. This name refers to the initial position assumed by dogs when mating (see canine copulation). It is also known as kitty style, retrocopulation, or simply rear entry, or by its Latin name, coitus more ferarum ("sex like beasts do it").

This position has been used since antiquity. It is described in the Kama Sutra as "the congress of a cow" and is listed in The Perfumed Garden.

In this position, the receiving partner crouches on all fours with the legs slightly spread, while the penetrating partner penetrates the receiver vaginally or anally from behind with their penis or strap-on dildo.

In biology, mating is the pairing of opposite-sex or hermaphroditic internal fertilization animals for copulation and, in social animals, also to raise their offspring. Mating methods include random mating, disassortative mating, assortative mating, or a mating pool.

Anyways here are some pictures of different types of species mating doggy style.

My Question is

WHY DO WE CALL IT DOGGY STYLE????????

Quick Releif

2007-03-31T11:34:00.000+05:00

We maldivians are simply busy ppl as we all know, and sometimes we dont get enough time to even think about our own helth. Or relax laydown and just let the tesion on our joints and muscles go away. Its sad that we are consumed in the life we so dearly tried to avoid since childhood.

I am proud to annouce that i have found a solution through intense research, and btw its hilarious. Well this idea came to me while riding a Wave 125. with a Female frnd. That day i got realy busy at work so my muscles and joints hurt alot. Eventualy i asked my collegue if she get back pains just by sitting in front of a PC and doing work for 8 hrs a day. She said "NO" and asked me what i was talking about, i explained her that my back was hurting and its kinda cramped like, imediately she started to massage my back. (She Does have sensitive hands, she knows what she was doing. FYI not a MASSEUSE). Well i dint get to enjoy it much because of my damn big mouth. ke ke ke kek.

Anyways my idea is this. When ever you want a quick releif you go to a massage therapist, well we do order food and other stuff on phone and get it dilivered to our door. Think about this you call a number and they send a masseuse to the place you are at a time you go from a place to another (this theory works only with ppl who has motor bikes) place. When you get on your motor bike the masseuse gets on the back of your bike and imediately starts giving you a quick massage. and when you reach your destination the masseuse gets off and you pay to the masseuse. Or rather if u like it can be deducted from your bank account.

The amazing Cockroaches

2007-03-30T14:46:00.000+05:00

Most females as we all know hate the thing. they just freak out. i took a picture of a roach one night and mms'd it to a gal i know. well she was sleeping when she received it but later early morning when she got up to pee she checked her phone and guess what happened. Well i wish she peed her self my self ppl but she could not go back to sleep after she she saw it. Her actual words were ( MY WORST ENEMY ) i would have given anything to see her face ke ke ke ke ke ke.

Anyways i Googled a bit for roach info and got this. Article below.

Cockroaches

http://www.cockroach-pictures.com/

The cockroach (order: Dictyoptera, sub-order: Blattaria, meaning "to shun the light") is probably one of the most infamous and hated of all insects. It is associated with filth and unhygienic conditions. The cockroach descends from an ancient lineage of insects which have inhabited our planet for around 100 times longer than humans. About 4,000 species are known today, only about 12-14 are commonly associated with humans.

Cockroaches have been found to carry the pathogens that cause tuberculosis, cholera, leprosy, dysentery, and typhoid, as well as over 40 other bacteria (like salmonella) or viruses that can cause disease.

Cockroaches are related to termites (Isoptera) which some authorities believe arose 100 to 50 million years ago as an offshoot (or possibly 2 offshoots) of the cockroach lineage of the time.

The cockroach has an Publishoval somewhat flattened head partially concealed by the pronotum and with the mouth pointing backwards between the fore coxa. The antennae are long and thin and inserted below the middle of the eyes, the mouthparts are adapted for biting, chewing and licking while the compound eyes are usually large and irregularly hemispherical being wider near the vertex (the top of the front of the head). The forewings (tegmina) are usually hardened and often opaque, the hind wings are membranous (in cockroaches, except very small ones, the wings, in those species which have them overlap in the middle of the abdomen whereas the wings of beetles never overlap at all). The legs are almost equal in length and depressed beneath the body. The abdomen has ten segments but only 7 or 8 visible from above while from beneath 9 plates (sternites) are visible in the male but only 7 in the female.

Iyas bday Bash

2007-03-26T17:16:00.000+05:00

So honestly i think it was one of the funniest nights of my life. i have never seen iya so happy. Jumanji and Yoope made him the happiest man in earth that night. Ofcoz i can not dare forget Thihkalhey, he managed a lot more than i should have expected out of him. Well it was a wonder iya dint puke that night.